Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Director: Bill Condon

Writer: Stephen Chbosky, Evan Spiliotopoulos (Screenplay)

Starring: Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Josh Gad, Kevin Kline, Hattie Morahan, Hayden Gwynne, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Emma Thompson, Stanley Tucci


Plot: An adaptation of the Disney fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love.


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Verdict: Beauty and the Beasty CGI


Story: Beauty and the Beast starts as we learn about the curse placed upon the selfish prince who becomes the Beast (Stevens). Years, an unknown number of which never gets explained either pass, as the castle, the Prince and his memories are forgotten.

Meanwhile in the small French village is Belle (Watson) a British young woman who reads and that is taboo in this town, she is considered different but her father Maurice (Kline) continues to encourage her to remain different. Enter the arrogant Captain Gaston (Evans) who wants Belle’s hand in marriage but she isn’t having that.

When Maurice gets captured after taking the wrong path by the Beast, Belle goes in search of him, taking his place as the prisoner of the Beast, learning about the curse and the household objects that are alive, candlestick Lumiere (McGregor), clock Cogsworth (McKellen), teapot Mrs Potts (Thomspon), tea cup Chip (Mack) and many others who are trying their hardest to break the curse on the Beast.

We know the story is all about love and that is the only way to break the curse, as time goes by, I say time I think it is more days Belle learns that the Beast isn’t all his appearance appears and he is also much like her struggling to fit in because of he is different and love blossoms in a battle for freedom.


Thoughts on Beauty and the Beast


Characters/PerformanceBelle is a character I think is good because it does encourage women to be different regardless of what people say, she is a dreamer who isn’t willing to marry just for status. Where I don’t think this character is good is the way she acts like she is better than other people because she is willing to be educated. The Beast is also a mixed feelings character, he was selfish and got what he deserved but he does learn his lesson about his ways going nervous when getting to know Belle. Gaston is by far my favourite character in the film as the typical arrogant captain who thinks he can get what he wants, he is willing to fight rather than hide but you are never meant to root for him. Maurice is fun but I feel plays into my own issues with the film as it plays into time between the village and castle. We also have a lot of fun with the Lumiere character who is trying to make love happen between the two with the other household items all being the highlights of the film.

Performance wise, I found myself wondering why Watson was cast in the lead because she doesn’t convince to the levels needed, while I do think Dan Stevens is a good actor but couldn’t buy him as the Beast. Luke Evans is great in his role pulling off the singing and actor wonderfully. The voice talents are all great too with well established stars in the roles.

StoryLooking at the story we get something that is fully Disney styled, we have the woman who is different in a good way, falling in the love with the outside to avoid the asshole captain/prince, the story encourages individualism and has plenty of fantasy elements about curses. It is all fine and kids could enjoy as well as nostalgic fans.

Family/Fantasy/MusicalThe family can all enjoy this movie, the fantasy elements are good the curse is all great and work for the film. the music is also good with solid singing throughout.

SettingsThe settings all work good, they are mostly CGI creation but are working for how the story is going.

Special EffectsHere is my biggest issue with the movie, the CGI special effects look weak throughout, you can see the green screen throughout which took me out of the film most of the time.

Final ThoughtsThis is a film for the fans out the 1991 version of the film, they will get enough out of this film, I found it too long in places being over an hour long and the CGI left me losing the fantasy side of the film.


Overall: Disney will make money but that is the only positive they want.




Bryan Singer Weekend – Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

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Plot: The ancient war between humans and a race of giants is reignited when Jack, a young farmhand fighting for a kingdom and the love of a princess, opens a gateway between the two worlds.


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Verdict: Enjoyable Adventure Film


Story: Jack the Giant Slayer starts by giving us the story that poor boy Jack and Princess Isabelle who love the story of the giant that came to Earth before being banished. Jack (Hoult) all grown up is trying to sell his horse and cart finding himself in the kingdom of King Brahmwell (McShane) who is trying to keep tabs on his now of age daughter Isabelle. We know Jack made a deal where he ended up getting some beans that just so happen to be magic.

With Isabelle trying to escape her impending marriage to Roderick (Tucci) she finds herself at Jack’s house. When the beanstalk rises it takes Isabelle up into the giant kingdom leading to Elmont (McGregor) Roderick, Jack and Elmont’s men to climb the beanstalk.

Upon reaching the top we learn Roderick’s plan while our character have to learn that not all legends are fairy tales.

Jack the Giant Slayer is a story we should all have known by now but how do you turn this into a feature film, well this is how it is done. We create a battle between humans and the giants filled with generically average characters all with their own motives. I do think the expanded story works but in a world where we have had Lord of the Rings and going through Game of Thrones this comes off slightly short.


Actor Review


Nicholas Hoult: Jack is the simple farm boy that finds himself selling his house for beans only to discovery that these beans take him to the giant kingdom on top of a beanstalk. Jack must rescue the princess and become the giant slayer he was always destine to become. Nicholas is good in this leading role showing he can be a future star.

Eleanor Tomlinson: Isabelle is the princess of the kingdom that wishes to see more of the world before being wed to the older man Roderick. While she does become the very basic damsel in distress by the end of the film. Eleanor also gives us a good performance even if her character is basically the damsel in distress we don’t see as much anymore.

Ewan McGregor: Elmont is leader of the king’s guard, he is fearless and will give any common man a chance to help do the honourable thing, which includes Jack. He works with Jack to makes sure the princess is safe once the giant from myth become a reality. Ewan has a lot of fun in this role where we get to see him supporting the next generation of stars.

Stanley Tucci: Roderick is planned to be wed to the princess, but he has his own plans which do include bringing down the giants to help him get everything he wants. Stanley plays the typical villain add his own spin to it without being that memorable.

Support Cast: Jack the Giant Slayer has a solid supporting cast but they just get enough real time out of everything involved.

Director Review: Bryan SingerBryan gives us a good enjoyable film even if the CGI comes off slightly iffy.


Adventure: Jack the Giant Slayer sends us on the adventure that could well be the first one we ever heard.

Fantasy: Jack the Giant Slayer throws us into the fantasy world where giants live above humans.

Settings: Jack the Giant Slayer has the settings that makes us feel like we are going to be in the world created.
Special Effects
: Jack the Giant Slayer has some bad CGI moments which can take away from these moments.

Suggestion: Jack the Giant Slayer is one I do think people will enjoy but I can see how come people be turned off. (Try It)


Best Part: Final battle is very good.

Worst Part: CGI


Believability: No

Chances of Tears: No

Chances of Sequel: No

Post Credits Scene: No


Oscar Chances: No

Budget: $195 Million

Runtime: 1 Hour 54 Minutes

Tagline: Prepare for a giant adventure


Overall: Solid adventure film that will be the one that will enjoy from the childhood stories.




Shallow Grave (1994)

shallowDirector: Danny Boyle

Writer: John Hodge (Screenplay)

Starring: Kerry Fox, Christopher Eccleston, Ewan McGregor, Ken Scott, Keith Allen, Colin McCredie, Victoria Mairn


Plot: Three friends discover their new flatmate dead but loaded with cash.


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Verdict: Forgotten Classic


Story: Shallow Grave starts when Juliet (Fox), David (Eccleston) and Alex (McGregor) are searching for a new flat mate in the centre of London, the friends have fun while interviewing potential candidates until Hugo (Allen) walks into their lives.

When the friends don’t see Hugo after he moves in they enter his room to find him dead but they also find a large suitcase of money. The friends decide to dispose of the body and keep the money for themselves but this only leads them to learn the true characters coming forward as they also find themselves being hunted down by the people the money actually belong too.

Shallow Grave is a character driven thriller that shows how all friendships could be pushed to the limits when it comes to money. This films shows us just how things can go even if it was just slightly too far to the extremes. I think the tension building through the film shows how the story continues to grow and you simple just don’t know where things will end up going. The negatives would be that we just don’t get enough time to learn where the money really came from or what happened to Hugo.


Actor Review


Kerry Fox: Juliet is the doctor of the friends who welcomes Hugo into the house and using her skills when it comes to how they can dispose of the body. She is a free spirit not involved with either of the two guys. Kerry is good in this leading role playing both sides of the situation well.

Christopher Eccleston: David comes off as the slightly stuck up while working in a tax office we get to see how his life is run by routine. When he wants to say no to the money he gets pulled around only to find himself having to do the dirty work which makes him more dangerous than the other two thought. Christopher shines as the guy you just don’t know about throughout the film.

Ewan McGregor: Alex seems to be the loud mouth flaky character of the three who always seem to just get by. He will also get the others in trouble but will stand with them to clean up the mess. Ewan is good and shows how he can play the both sides of the story well.

Support Cast: Shallow Grave has a supporting cast which all help with the final story but in the end we are only really follow the main three characters.

Director Review: Danny BoyleDanny shows us just how capable of a director in this is debut in a feature film where he balances the three characters throughout the film.


Crime: Shallow Grave gives us the cover up of a crime which only leads to more as the battle between the friends continues.

Thriller: Shallow Grave does keep us on edge through the whole film as we wonder just what will be happening next.

Settings: Shallow Grave has most of the pivotal scenes within the flat showing just how all the characters will be tested through the film.
Special Effects
: Shallow Grave has simple effects when needed but doesn’t turn to them for the sake of it.

Suggestion: Shallow Grave is one I do think people should be watching just to see where Boyle and the stars have come from. (Watch)


Best Part: The performances.

Worst Part: We don’t learn enough about where the money really came from.


Believability: The breakdown of the friendship could be real.

Chances of Tears: No

Chances of Sequel: No

Post Credits Scene: No


Oscar Chances: No

Budget: $2.5 Million

Runtime: 1 Hour 29 Minutes

Tagline: The award winning thriller that’ll bury you with laughs.

Trivia: Danny Boyle has stated that of the films he has directed, this is his father’s favorite, and that whenever a new film directed by Boyle junior is released (including Slumdog Millionaire (2008), which won the academy award both for best film and best director) and he asks Boyle senior’s opinion, his father’s review is always the same – “It was good, but not as good as ‘Shallow Grave’.”


Overall: A true classic with all the tension you could desire from Danny Boyle.




Son of a Gun (2014)

sonDirector: Julius Avery

Writer: Julius Avery (Screenplay)

Starring: Ewan McGregor, Brenton Thwaites, Alicia Vikander, Jacek Koman, Matt Nable, Tom Budge, Eddie Baroo, Nash Edgerton, Damon Herriman


Plot: JR busts out of prison with Brendan Lynch, Australia’s most notorious criminal, and joins Lynch’s gang for a gold heist that soon pits the two men against one another.


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Verdict: Basic Crime Heist Film


Story: Son of a Gun starts as we see JR (Thwaites) arriving at prisoner, too young for his own good. Inside he has no one to supporting him but catches the eye of Brendan Lynch (McGregor) a criminal in his own right that sees JR as his man on the outside while he is serving his longer sentence.

JR released walks straight into the crime business where Tasha (Vikander) leaves him what he needs after Sam (Koman) sets up a house for him. JR is placed on the outside for grand escape of Brendan and his men from jail.

Once out Brendan has arranged for a new heist for Sam and JR is part of it but as JR becomes obsessed with Tasha he puts all their lives at risk but who is really the one that can be trusted.

Son of a Gun is a crime film that follows the traditional story of a troubled young man who seems a father in criminal. We also get the trademark ruthless boss and greed taking over all of the men involved. I don’t feel this offers anything fresh to the genre but follows all the check list easily for the basics. I would have liked to have known why JR was in jail in the first place and why he was trying to be friends with Brendan but this almost gets forgotten.


Actor Review


Ewan McGregor: Brendan Lynch is the expert armed robber that is sitting in jail when he catches the eye of JR. he uses JR to help him escape and get into the next job which will give him enough money to give up the life of crime. He is very obsessed with order and always has the plan down perfectly. Ewan is solid in this role and is something we are not used to seeing from him.bredna

Brenton Thwaites: JR is a troublemaking young man who finds himself in jail for a crime we never seem to learn what he committed.  He comes from an abusive home making him rebel against the world. While in jail he finds himself entering into a new criminal circle where he works for Brendan but his ways will always be out to put his own life at risks. Brenton is solid in this role but his character doesn’t get developed correctly.jr

Alicia Vikander: Tasha is one of the girls Sam keeps around, she isn’t allowed to do anything against his permission but once she meets JR the two will risk their own lives to be together. Alicia is solid showing she had to start making wave in this supporting roles.

Jacek Koman: Sam Lennox is the crime boss who Brendan is working for, he has lined up a job that will make both of them very rich. He doesn’t like anyone getting interested in his woman and when JR starts taking an interest in Tasha he makes the whole crew pay. Jacek makes for a generic villain in a heist film.

Support Cast: Son of a Gun has a basic supporting cast that you would expect to see in a heist movie.

Director Review: Julius AveryJulius gives us a great but basic heist movie that is an easy watch but never reaches the true potential.


Action: Son of a Gun has basic heist action moments that really don’t give us enough.

Crime: Son of a Gun puts us into a crime world where we see the heist take place.

Thriller: Son of a Gun tries to keep us on edge but fails to achieve this.

Settings: Son of a Gun uses Australia as the setting which works in places but not enough.
Special Effects
: Son of a Gun has easy to use effects to show certain moments but not enough.

Suggestion: Son of a Gun is one for the fans to try but not one of the best out there. (Try It)


Best Part: Prison break.

Worst Part: Very slow.


Believability: No

Chances of Tears: No

Chances of Sequel: No

Post Credits Scene: No


Oscar Chances: No

Runtime: 1 Hour 48 Minutes

Tagline: Gold is thicker than blood.


Overall: Easy to watch even if slow heist movie.


The Impossible (2012)

rob challengeOn the weekly challenge this week Rob ha selected the inspiring story of survival after the Boxing Day tsunami, The Impossible, this is a film that I knew about but have also chosen to avoid because of the subject involved.

logoDirector: J.A. Bayona

Writer: Sergio G Sanchez (Screenplay) Maria Belon (Story)

Starring: Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor, Tom Holland, Samuel Joslin, Oaklee Pendergast, Marta Etura, Sonke Mohring

Plot: The story of a tourist family in Thailand caught in the destruction and chaotic aftermath of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami.

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Verdict: Inspirationally Story

Story: The Impossible starts by telling us about the tsunami that hit Thailand and the damage to countless lives it caused. We meet our family parents Maria (Watts) father Henry (McGregor) and children Lucas (Holland), Thomas (Joslin) and Simon (Pendergast) as they have travelled from Japan to this exclusive resort right on the beach. The family get to celebrate Christmas on the resort with their holiday going on perfect things are going to change.

When the Boxing Day tsunami hits the resort on Thailand thee family finds themselves separated Maria with Lucas as they battle the waves avoiding the objects left in the destruction in the path of the wave as they get thrown through the streets. Maria & Lucas stick together and save a stranded little boy before they are rescued by thee banded together locals.

Rescued Maria gets treated while Lucas becomes an unlikely hero who tries to help families get reunited in the hospital, mixing every language as each person just wants to find their family. We also follow Henry as he saves his youngest children before sending them to safety as he searches for Maria and Lucas. We know the outcome of this story but the human side of the story will test you to see if you do believe in the Impossible.

The Impossible tells a true story that comes out of one of the most shocking natural disasters in recent years. We all witnessed the disaster and saw all the suffering the people had. The story is just one family’s amazing story of reuniting after the disaster, we don’t end up seeing enough of the other survivors. It is hard to criticise this film because of how difficult the survival was. I always find these films difficult to watch because you know what will happen but in the end I don’t feel profiting on other people’s suffering is good. (8/10)

Actor Review

Naomi Watts: Maria is the stay at homee mother with doctor qualification who while on holiday with her family becomes a victim of the Boxing Day tsunami, she gets badly injured but is saved by her eldest son Lucas. Trapped together they get help but they are left with the impossible decision of how they will find the rest of their family. Naomi fully deserved her Oscar nomination by giving a great performance here. (9/10)maria

Ewan McGregor: Henry is the father of the family, he is a constant worrier and as the tsunami hits he finds himself trying to save his youngest two children Thomas & Simon. He keeps them safe in the hotel ready for rescue not knowing the fate of Maria or Lucas. Ewan does a good job but I feel he sometimes looks out of place. (7/10)henry

Tom Holland: Lucas is the eldest son of the family, he starts the holiday tired of protecting his younger brothers but when the tsunami hits he gets stranded with his mother. He has to show his heroic side and stay strong while his mother is injured. After saving her he becomes a hero at the hospital as he helps reunite families that have become separated while still searching for the rest of his. Tom shows why he was selected as the next Spiderman here by giving the best performance in the film. (9/10)lucas

Samuel Joslin: Thomas is the middle child that gets caught in the tsunami who is saved with by his father and younger brother, he gets put in the situation where he will have to look after his youngest brother while his father looks for the rest of his family. Samuel does a good job for a young actor. (7/10)

Oaklee Pendergast: Simon is the youngest son of the family who gets saved by his father before being sent to the mountains with Thomas while his father looks for the rest of his family. Oaklee does a good job for a young actor too. (7/10)

Support Cast: The Impossible is filled with other survivors from the disaster but we don’t get to meet them for long enough which is do think puts us in the situation where you will only get one moment with each survivor.

Director Review: J.A. BayonaJ A goes in a completely different direction from his last film by showing he does have the talent to give us a range of genres. (9/10)

Drama: The Impossible is a powerful drama about survival that works from the moment the tsunami hits. (10/10)

Thriller: The Impossible keeps you guessing even if you know what happens by the end f the film. (10/10)

Settings: The Impossible creates accurate settings that will make you feel like you are part of the disaster. (10/10)
Special Effects: The Impossible uses stunning amount the special effects to create the tsunami effects look very real. (9/10)

Suggestion: The Impossible is one to try but I can understand why people will miss this one. (Try It)

Best Part: Tsunami effects works brilliantly.

Worst Part: Can be difficult to watch especially if you knew someone who was trapped in the tsunami.

Believability: Our family is real and their story is real. (10/10)

Chances of Tears: You might have a few. (4/10)

Chances of Sequel: No

Post Credits Scene: No

Oscar Chances: Nominated for one Oscars

Box Office: $19 Million

Budget: 30 Million Euros

Runtime: 1 Hour 54 Minutes

Tagline: Nothing is more powerful than the human spirit.

Overall: Stunning true story that will tug at your heart strings.

Rating 85