Scary Movie 5 (2013)

logoDirector: Malcolm D Lee

Writer: David Zucker, Pat Proft (Screenplay)

Starring: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Charlie Sheen, Snoop Dogg Lindsay Lohan

 

Plot: After Charlie is killed it is up to his brother Dan (Rex) and his wife Jody (Tisdale) have to look after his long lost wild kids. What follows is a serious of puns about horror films and non-horror films.

 

Verdict: Terrible Awful

Story: With awful parody’s of some very respected films with no real story being told just mashing the parodies together. (0/10)

 

Actor Review: Ashley Tisdale – Jody doesn’t want kids gets kids does ballet. Awful performance proving the former Disney star is going to a dead end career. (1/10)

 

Actor Review: Simon Rex – Dan I don’t even know what he does except hit his head over and over. Terrible performance showing he career is going nowhere. (1/10)

 

Director Review: Malcolm D Lee – Terrible direction from start to finish with lazy jokes. (1/10)

 

Comedy: Awful comedy no funny jokes. (0/10)

Chances of Tears: No (0/10)

Settings: Tries to recreate location used in its parodies. (3/10)

 

Suggestion: No one should have to sit through this film it is absolutely terrible. (Avoid, Burn, Erase)

 

Best Part: The credits because it is over

Worst Part: The whole film

Funniest Scene: For a comedy I would have liked at least one laugh but no

Oscar Chances: No Razzies though

Chances of Sequel: Please No

 

Overall: Just don’t bother

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