The Golden Compass (2007)

Director: Chris Weitz

Writer: Chris Weitz (Screenplay) Philip Pullman (Novel)

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Dakota Blue Richards, Ben Walker, Freddie Highmore, Ian McKellen, Eva Green, Sam Elliott

 

Plot: In a parallel universe, young Lyra Belacqua journeys to the far North to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from terrible experiments by a mysterious organization.

 

There may be spoilers the rest of the review

 

Verdict: Been Here Seen This

 

Story: The Golden Compass starts in a world with parallel universes where the human spirits can walk next to humans in animal form known as daemons, with a Golden Compass being the only way to find the different universes. We meet young Lyra (Richards) who lives with her Uncle Lord Asriel (Craig) who is an adventurer that is seeking the Dust which can travel between universes.

With the children getting taken by Goblers Lyra in her high life promises to search for poor boy Roger’s (Walker). Lyra is chosen by Mrs Coulter (Kidman) to help with her research in the North which just so happens to be where Lord Asriel is heading, in what looks like a battle for the dust.

Learning that Mrs Coulter is behind the missing children Lyra teams up with a host of other characters in the Gyptians as they search for the children and her Uncle before Coulter’s research is complete.

 

Thoughts on The Golden Compass

 

Characters/PerformanceLyra is the type of leading child you will need for this type of film, she comes from a rich background, she is curious and brave. Mrs Coulter comes along as the villainous character that believes in the cause she is fighting for with Lord Asriel is the explorer looking to change the future. The rest of the characters do their part well as Lyra goes on her adventure.

Performance wise, Kidman and Craig both do a good job in their roles, but it is Richards that really struggles in the lead role, she is meant to come off posh but too often comes off a common which takes away from the character.

StoryThe story is one I have come to believe was butchered from the book, which when you watch you can see, it gets the basics correct but anything which involved developing a character sadly gets forgotten as the film unfolds. The story ends up becoming slightly messy and focuses on just doing action to cover the lack of story.

Adventure/Family/FantasyThe adventure side of this film should be clear, but it just shows one person’s adventure, I don’t feel the family could enjoy this movie but the fantasy world we find ourselves in does work well.

SettingsThe settings all look good with their own fancy way of saying countries we all know in the world just having slight twists on them.

Special EffectsMost of the special effects all work well, but there are moments which look pretty bad for the CGI.

Final ThoughtsIf you want a cliff hanger that never gets complete, well here is the film for you.

 

Overall: This seems like a solid start to the franchise but we will never see the end.

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Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

kingDirector: Ridley Scott

Writer: William Monahan (Screenplay)

Starring: Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Liam Neeson, Jeremy Irons, David Thewlis, Brendan Gleeson, Maron Csokas, Edward Norton

 

Plot: Balian of Ibelin travels to Jerusalem during the crusades of the 12th century, and there he finds himself as the defender of the city and its people.

 

There may be spoilers the rest of the review

 

Verdict: Long History Lesson

 

Story: Kingdom of Heaven starts as we meet Balian (Bloom) a blacksmith whose wife has committed the ultimate sin, suicide. When his father the great warrior Godfrey de Ibelin (Neeson) arrives offering to take him to the promise land of Jerusalem to become a warrior he takes the chance to escape the past which is haunting him. When his father dies, he must continue on without him across the seas and the dessert.

Arriving in Jerusalem Balian must start to find his faith once again in a town where prays can be had by any religion un the strict leadership of King Baldwin (Norton). Balian finds himself having to lead the armies of Baldwin as he finds himself in the middle of a religious war during the crusades.

Kingdom of Heaven gives us the story of the battle for Jerusalem during the crusades, I am not good with all my history so most of this I had no idea before watching which made this film all the more difficult to understand what was going on. The battles sequences all come off very well without being wow.

The performance all seem to be what you would expect from the stars involved with the elder being good for their smaller roles and Bloom struggle to be the leading man. In the end this feel just like all the other historical war films with nothing special about what is going on really.

 

Overall: Overly long history lesson that we didn’t need to know.

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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)

missDirector: Tim Burton

Writer: Jane Goldman (Screenplay) Ransom Riggs (Novel)

Starring: Eva Green, Asa Butterfield, Samuel L Jackson, Judi Dench, Rupert Everett, Allison Janney, Chris O’Dowd, Terence Stamp, Ella Purnell

 

Plot: When Jacob discovers clues to a mystery that stretches across time, he finds Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. But the danger deepens after he gets to know the residents and learns about their special powers.

 

There may be spoilers the rest of the review

 

Verdict: Tim Burton’s X-Men

 

Story: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children starts as we meet every day average American teenager Jake (Butterfield) who has never fitted in. When his estranged grandfather Abe (Stamp) who has told Jake all the stories about Miss Peregrine and her home for peculiar children gets murdered his family tries to make Jake realize everything is just a story to deal with his loss during a World War II.

To help Jake get over the loss of his grandfather his father Franklin (O’Dowd) take him to a small Welsh island where Abe was once at a school only to discover that it was destroyed by a bomb in World War II. While exploring the ruins, Jake finds himself being followed by some strange children led by Emma Bloom (Purnell) who take Jake back to 1943 to meet Miss Peregrine (Green). Miss Peregrine has been guarding the children in a time loop from the evil Barron (Jackson). Jake learns of the impending threat coming towards the home he learns his own ability that will be key to saving the children and his grandfather.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is a good fantasy film that tells a story that could easily get pushed off as covering for a traumatic event in a life. We get the tradition teenage character that needs to find his place in the world and is portrayed to be so average it is unbelievable. We get the mix of peculiar children who are basically X-Men with their own abilities that will help then to defend themselves. Eva Green gives her best Johnny Depp impression by playing the over the top strange character and Samuel L Jackson brings his own stamp to the villain role. This is slightly too dark of a film for the younger viewers but also has too many moments that adults won’t like either so this is an good film either if it is slightly too long.

 

Overall: The peculiar look at dark fantasy concept in the X-Men style universe.

Rating65

 

 

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

logoDirector: Noam Murro

Writer: Zack Snyder, Kurt Johnstad (Screenplay) Frank Miller (Graphic Novel)

Starring: Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson, Callan Mulvey, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro, Jack O’Connell

 

Plot: Greek general Themistokles leads the charge against invading Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god Xerxes and Artemisia, vengeful commander of the Persian navy.

 

There may be spoilers the rest of the review

 

Verdict: Over the Top Sequel

 

Story: 300: Rise of an Empire starts by right where the previous one finished with Xerxes (Santoro) taking the head of Leonidas. Queen Gorgo (Headey) is leading the next onslaught on the Persians.

I think we go prequel with Themistokles (Stapleton) leading the Greek army back against the Persians before they can take any of the Greek cities. The battle leads to the death of King Darius (Naor) leads to Artemisia (Green) and Xerxes son of Darius go on the revenge mission with Xerxes entering into the world of the Gods becoming a God King.

Themistokles goes to Sparta to build a united Greece while Xerxes is waiting for word from the messenger sent. We learn of Artemisia is Greek by descent and is out for revenge on any Greek person she finds after they raped and murdered her whole family. Themistokles builds his navy army for a battle on the sea against the Persian fleet leading to epic battles on the ocean. What follows is a string of battles each one with the other trying to get the upper hand.

Suffering a defeat Themistokles uses his defeat and the Spartans defeat as fuel to unite Greece once and for all as they take the battle to a conclusion once and for all.

300: Rise of an Empire does play the idea of following another side of the battle really well, mixing between the prequel elements and sequel elements. The main problem is that the scenes of the battles come off very confusing which is the main reason for the story. It does show the new historical legends even though they are lesser known names. It really ends up feeling like a forced sequel that has come too late after the first one. I feel this focuses too much on its action sequences and the story falls into the background after a while. (5/10)

 

Actor Review

 

Sullivan Stapleton: Themistokles Greek warrior who leads the navy fleet into battles on the sea against the Persians after he kills their King Darrius. Sullivan does give a good performance and looks the part. (7/10)

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Eva Green: Artemisia leader of the Persian naval unit who also plays Xerxes to go into combat the way she wants to win the war. Eva gives a good performance and makes for a great villainous role. (7/10)

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Rodrigo Santoro: Xerxes God King of Persia who is at battle with the Spartans and the Greeks. Rodrigo gives a solid performance and has to get praised for the look he ends up having after the makeup. (7/10)

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Support Cast: 300: Rise of an Empire has a huge support cast that are all warriors in either side of the battle.

 

Director Review: Noam Murro – Noam does a solid job directing making the action look very good but doesn’t pull the story through as much as he should be. (6/10)

 

Action: 300: Rise of an Empire can’t be denied about how good the action is even if the naval moments come off confusing at times. (8/10)

War: 300: Rise of an Empire really is one of the war films that really do end up putting the fantasy into legend. (7/10)

Settings: 300: Rise of an Empire creates settings that look the part for the time of the battles. (7/10)
Special Effects
: 300: Rise of an Empire has great effects at time but slowly start to feel over used. (7/10)

Suggestion: 300: Rise of an Empire is one to be watched if you enjoyed the first one but not the most interesting for the first time viewer. (Fans Watch)

 

Best Part: Final battle looks good.

Worst Part: A Horse on a boat, really?

Action Scene Of The Film: Final Battle.

 

Believability: No (0/10)

Chances of Tears: No (0/10)

Chances of Sequel: Left open for another sequel.

Post Credits Scene: No

 

Oscar Chances: No

Box Office: $337 Million

Budget: $110 Million

Runtime: 1 Hour 42 Minutes

Tagline: Seize your glory

Trivia: The original script featured King Leonidas from 300 (2006), but he was ultimately cut out. This was due to Gerard Butler, who turned down to reprise his role as Leonidas, since it “wasn’t really [his] thing”.

 

Overall:  Sequel we didn’t really need

Rating 54

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

logoDirector: Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez

Writer: Frank Miller (Screenplay) Frank Miller (Graphic Novel)

Starring: Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Josh Brolin, Joseph Gordan-Levitt, Rosario Dawson, Bruce Willis, Eva Green, Powers Boothe, Dennis Haysbert, Ray Liotta, Christopher Meloni, Jeremy Piven

 

Plot: Some of Sin City’s most hard-boiled citizens cross paths with a few of its more reviled inhabitants.

 

There may be spoilers the rest of the review

 

Verdict: Too Long A Wait

 

Story: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For starts by introducing us to Marv (Rourke) waking up from a car wreck trying to piece together how he ended up where he was. He gets into trouble as always when he interferes with some frat boys leading him and his friends to build a body count.

As we know we will get a couple of stories so we pick up on Johnny’s (Gordan Levitt) story, an ambitious poker player finally making it to the big time. He gets to play in the big game in the city along with Senator Roark (Boothe). Johnny cleans up putting his own life in danger because you simply don’t mess with the Senator.  Senator Roark has a familiar enemy in Nancy (Alba) which gives us a small tease of a Hartigan (Willis) reunion. Back to Johnny who gets taught a lesson but Roark.

Time for the third story and we follow Dwight (Brolin) who spies on Joey (Liotta) and his affair with Sally (Temple), saving her from Joey. Ava (Green) one of the connection of Dwight’s calls up for help, she doesn’t give enough away but gives enough to make sure Dwight wants to follow. Dwight ends following against his better judgement only to find out that Ava is trapped in a loveless marriage that she is trying to escape from. Recruiting Marv the two go into a battle against the odds to save Ava once and for all, but not everything is as it seems.

The final story centres on Nancy (Alba) as she teams up with Marv to take down the Senator for the death of Hartigan (Willis). She is haunted by the loss of her father figure who saved her from the Senator’s son.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For has three stories much like the first one did to make things more confusing we have a prequel and a sequel. I do feel one of the three was stand out which was the Dwight one because it actually felt well rounded and the most intense. Nancy just felt like an extension to the big story from the first one and was way too short. The story that really didn’t feel like it fitted was Johnny’s because it was split into with the better one around it and then just ended suddenly. All round this was a lacklustre addition to what was once one of the ground breaking films. The story being told in narration by its main character continues to be a good touch though. (6/10)

 

Actor Review

 

Mickey Rourke: Marv who is the brute of the city who spends his time in the bar watching over the dancers making sure none of them get into any trouble. He joins in on a couple of stories but doesn’t have a main one revolving around him this time around. Mickey does a solid job in the role that really is one that will be remembered. (6/10)

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Jessica Alba: Nancy dancer at the bar where she is the main attraction, she wants to avenge the death of Hartigan but she is losing control. Jessica does a ok job but really doesn’t get used enough. (5/10)

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Josh Brolin: Dwight private eye who gets called to help an old flame but soon finds himself getting manipulated by the beauty of her. He survives an attack and plans on getting revenge on her. Josh does a good job raking over from Clive Owen. (8/10)

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Joseph Gordan-Levitt: Johnny slick gambler who goes into the biggest game in the city and cleans up, leading him to make an enemy to one of the most powerful people in the city Senator Roark. Joseph does a good job but his story seems too short. (7/10)

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Eva Green: Ava the beautiful old flame of Dwight’s who has come up with a plan to get everything she wants by using her beauty and body to seduce any man. Eva does a great job where she is shines with her pure sexiness and beauty. (8/10)

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Powers Boothe: Senator Roark who runs the city he never loses and if you try to beat him you will end up paying for it. He also appears in the Nancy storyline as a man out for revenge after what happened to his son in the first film. Powers does a good job and makes for a good villain through the film. (7/10)

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Support Cast: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For has many supporting characters in with each turning up in different stories, many we have met before but the new ones usually just become disposable.

 

Director Review: Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez – I feel they kept the atmosphere the source material created but I do feel the story telling took a step back. (6/10)

 

Crime: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For creates a crime riddled world where we will see crime around every corner. (9/10)

Thriller: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For doesn’t keep you fully interested like the first film did. (5/10)

Settings: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For creates a brilliant setting with its world of crime. (10/10)
Special Effects
: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For uses the brilliant effects with the technology used for filming. (10/10)

Suggestion: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is one to try, I feel the fans of the original will not like this as much as the first one and I feel the casual fans will not enjoy this because of the confusion of the prequel, sequel idea. (Try It)

 

Best Part: Dwight’s story

Worst Part: Nancy’s story is way too short.

Action Scene Of The Film: Marv and Dwight attack Ava Lord’s house.

 

Believability: No (0/10)

Chances of Tears: No (0/10)

Chances of Sequel: It might but struggled in the Box office

Post Credits Scene: No

 

Oscar Chances: No

Box Office: $39 Million

Budget: $60 Million

Runtime: 1 Hour 42 Minutes

Tagline: There is no justice without sin.

 

Overall: Typical Sequel, uses the same characters but not the same level

Rating 60