What is XXX really about?
This as always is just fun tongue in cheek look at the film.
XXX is one of the film title much like Deep Impact, Double Impact and Shaving Ryan’s Privates you can’t look up on the internet with you parents.
This is Mark Sinclair better known as Vin Diesel’s first solo leading role with only one Fast and the Furious Film under his belt.
Rammstein are in this movie singing a song with the lyrics bang bang which works for all the gun shooting happening.
Agent finds himself trapped being hunted down by bad guys with music to cover any gun shots.
Crowd surfing dead body well it is a metal band.
Samuel L Jackson as a recruiting agent for a secret operation for the government well this doesn’t sound too much like Nick Fury audition.
Vin Diesel is in the wrong film franchise by stealing a fast car and jumping off a bridge.
Also it is one car does he really need 6 police car chasing him.
Urban campaigning with extreme sports because rock music isn’t bad and video games don’t make you do this, well until Grand Theft Auto 5 came out.
Vin Diesel still works a dominate strong woman with an attitude.
Party time, I am untouchable, nope party it over and getting shot by a tranquiliser.
Worst training idea ever, with a poor man Will Smith Men in Black explanation.
Vin Diesel meet his stunt double in a plane.
Cue the second training mission which turns out to be a real mission and a drug ring.
This director likes using the multiply camera angles much like Grand Theft Auto in the Stunt Jumps.
Frankenstein (which only the doctor not the monster, so bad writing) and Scarface reference made within 1 minute to try and make Xander look like a bad ass against authority.
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse, well you are going to jail unless you help me.
Czech Republic, well I guess bigger cities were too expensive.
Xander Cage is such an attempted badass name but the only Xander I know is the geeky guy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the only Cage I know well, The Bees Not the Bees.
Xander plays the Gone in Sixty Seconds Card to get close the villain.
The story is way to lucky that one of the henchman knows Xander to make this actually happen.
Care package is the gadget man that feels like a Bond rip off.
Smoking kills reference and yes this is 2002.
Horror icon Dario Argento’s daughter is the Bond girl of the film.
That really awkward kiss by Vin Diesel.
Cover busted, go home, No got to save girl.
Missile weapon because bad guys and shit.
More extreme sports because we all know he is good at it now.
Double twist well we saw one coming.
More extreme sports but this feels like Inception could have copied it.
Let’s make an Avalanche because that won’t be dangerous.
He survived this.
Give away master plan before executing to cliché.
A must switch the safety off first gag.
Final epic, well meant to be epic chase down a river.
Welcome to the Xander zone, worst catchphrase ever.