What is Before I Fall Really About?

What is Before I Fall Really About?

This post will contain full spoilers for the film, so you have been warned.

Narration from the character we are meant to be like, telling us she is going to die by the end of the day but in fact she dies the next morning.

Typical teenager doesn’t talk to her parents or younger sister.

So, this is meant to be the nice one of the four annoyingly popular high school students.

Teaching high school students, it is ok to judge people on their image before getting to know them.

Cupid Day, well if Valentine’s Day wasn’t bad enough we have pre, pre-Valentine’s day now.

Mystery stalker but you still go to the party with your clearly asshole boyfriend.

More high school bullying on a student who has problems no one wants to understand.

We are the most popular people at the party so look at us but don’t talk to us.

The boyfriend is too drunk for Samantha’s first time, because doing it after a high school party is going to be ‘Special’

Bully the girl the girls see as different once again, surely, we need to actually like these girls.

She dies lol, wake up and do the day again.

Samantha has a confusion face for a day and still makes the same mistakes.

Why would the high school kids all go to the same party if they hate each other?

Why would Samantha go to this party if she believed she is having déjà vu?

So, I will overlook the idea of it just being déjà vu, but now we are in third day, will Sam learn her lessons? I doubt it.

Pep talk from mum telling her own daughter that she is happy she is a popular bitch, parenting 101.

We are on the third outing of this day and Samantha knows how to deal with repeating days, come on does Groundhog Day not exist in this universe, or any other film, book or tv show about re-living the same day?

The popular high school girl and popular high school hunk have been dating a year and not had sex, I am pretty sure the hunk would have walked away by now.

Repeating the day helps Sam make a new love interest in the day.

Smart decision of not going to the party, meaning she can’t die in the car crash right, wrong.

4 best friends spend more time on their phones than actually talking to each other, well Einstein was right.

The plot thickens, yeah we do have a plot here somewhere, even past the ‘death’ time we learn about what Samantha could change but she doesn’t die, but must re-live the day, could it be time to talk to someone about this?

We need a montage to show the days repeating and how she doesn’t change anything because she cares about her popularity and we lose count of the number of days she is going through even though the plot says it is just a week.

To improve the day Samantha decides to become a full bitch and still not asking for help.

Samantha tells the truth and gets turned into a reject by her friends, well this isn’t going to become anything new, oh look she decides to be nice to the other outcast proving she needs people no matter what is going on in her life.

Besties fight, and the routine of getting one of the side group to help solve the problem and whatever is said is almost forgotten.

Samantha decides to see what sex is like while the bully still takes place, what a girl she is.

Learning to open up to the people outside the popular circle and the people you left behind.

The parents are happy to let both daughters skip school, parenting goals.

Same day, new girl well she is learning at last how to be nicer to the people around her.

Memories, are the things that can never change, yay.

The Truth, You Can’t handle the truth.

I have accepted the day and am happy to repeat it.

Sacrifice and learning after repeating too often.

So wait, she dies and nobody else really learns anything from her experience, I call bullshit on this.

The whole point of this type of story is for the person to change their lives to help others, but all we got was the old friend getting a snog and the depressed girl getting her life saved, the bullies learn nothing, I mean nothing here.





What is Foolproof Really About?

What is Foolproof really about?foolproof

This is just a fun look at the film and will be filled with spoilers.

This is 2003 film before Ryan Reynolds ruined some of our favourite comic books so he is still innocent to us all.comic book characters

But we do forgive him after Deadpool.deadpool ryan

Ryan Reynolds doing exercise practising his running, well that didn’t take the ladies long to get happy.fitness

Three friends play heist in their free time, well this is different I guess.best friend

Ryan Reynolds is play the wise taking ladies’ man like the pro he is.pro

Team who make Foolproof plans have their plans stolen and used making them suspects.lst plans

Bad guy is called Mr Gillette, now I feel like shaving well I say feel what I mean is I need to.gilette

The three are the Best a Man can get, ok this was bad.best a man get

I’m not going to prison cliché.prison

We do the job and now we have to watch a preparation montage, yay.prepartion

Twist in the story which we will learn about latter in the film.plot twist

British villain has a dark side but know he needs the friends for the heist.british villain

Rat scares member of the team cliché.rat

Getting the job done with seconds to spare cliché.time t os pare

The old hairspray to reveal the lasers routine.laser

Yet another cliché, this film really is just a series of clichés.clihces

Betrayal well we knew it was coming so don’t act surprised here.surpsires

You’ve been framed.framed

Happy ending.happy



What is XXX Really About?

What is XXX really about?casting card

This as always is just fun tongue in cheek look at the film.

XXX is one of the film title much like Deep Impact, Double Impact and Shaving Ryan’s Privates you can’t look up on the internet with you parents.parents internet

This is Mark Sinclair better known as Vin Diesel’s first solo leading role with only one Fast and the Furious Film under his belt.vin

Rammstein are in this movie singing a song with the lyrics bang bang which works for all the gun shooting happening.rammstein

Agent finds himself trapped being hunted down by bad guys with music to cover any gun shots.trappped

Crowd surfing dead body well it is a metal band.crowd surfing

Samuel L Jackson as a recruiting agent for a secret operation for the government well this doesn’t sound too much like Nick Fury audition.nickk fury

Vin Diesel is in the wrong film franchise by stealing a fast car and jumping off a bridge.wrong film

Also it is one car does he really need 6 police car chasing him.vereaction cop

Urban campaigning with extreme sports because rock music isn’t bad and video games don’t make you do this, well until Grand Theft Auto 5 came out.parachute

Vin Diesel still works a dominate strong woman with an attitude.whipped

Party time, I am untouchable, nope party it over and getting shot by a tranquiliser.nope 2

Worst training idea ever, with a poor man Will Smith Men in Black explanation.ook good

Vin Diesel meet his stunt double in a plane.stunt double

Cue the second training mission which turns out to be a real mission and a drug ring.round two

This director likes using the multiply camera angles much like Grand Theft Auto in the Stunt Jumps.camera

Frankenstein (which only the doctor not the monster, so bad writing) and Scarface reference made within 1 minute to try and make Xander look like a bad ass against authority.bullying

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse, well you are going to jail unless you help me.offer

Czech Republic, well I guess bigger cities were too expensive.czech republic

Xander Cage is such an attempted badass name but the only Xander I know is the geeky guy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the only Cage I know well, The Bees Not the Bees.not the bees xander

Xander plays the Gone in Sixty Seconds Card to get close the villain.six secong

The story is way to lucky that one of the henchman knows Xander to make this actually happen.lucky

Care package is the gadget man that feels like a Bond rip off.gadgt

Smoking kills reference and yes this is 2002.smoking kills

Horror icon Dario Argento’s daughter is the Bond girl of the film.bond girl

That really awkward kiss by Vin Diesel.awkwar kiss

Cover busted, go home, No got to save girl.busted

Missile weapon because bad guys and shit.secret weapon

More extreme sports because we all know he is good at it now.extreme sprts

Double twist well we saw one coming.twist

More extreme sports but this feels like Inception could have copied it.snow borading

Let’s make an Avalanche because that won’t be dangerous.avaance

He survived this.survived

Give away master plan before executing to cliché.mst pln

A must switch the safety off first gag.safety first

Final epic, well meant to be epic chase down a river.chasing

Welcome to the Xander zone, worst catchphrase ever.catchphrase


What is RED Really About?

What is RED Really About?casting card

This is just a fun look at this movie so take nothing too serious.

Bruce Willis is retired wondering around his house, so pretty much his real life acting career nowadays.tired bruce

Bruce Willis chatting up the girl at the call centre he clearly has never met just feels awkward.call cnere girl

Great this is a freaking Christmas movie.christmas

Bruce Willis only has one friend and that is the call centre girl Sarah to a level that could be considered stalking this is getting extra creepy now, this is meant to be an action comedy right?one friend

Frank’s cover is blown as he needs to use his quick getaway tactic, good job he wanted a midnight snack.cover blown

Bruce Willis turns up unannounced at Sarah’s house, ok this is reaching a new level of stalking which should include jail time and she kidnaps to top this off.too far

The cool Dredd is here playing cop and loving father, whose latest job is now to kill John McClane.dread

Morgan Freeman is a horny old pervert who used to work with John McClane and has to help him work out who is trying to kill him.pervert freeman

Even Judge Dredd can’t out think John McClane who ends up framing him.dredd v mcclane

Taking Sara across State lines that means this is now a Federal case.federal case

Random hitman tries to kill Morgan Freeman.kil morgan

Secret records room for top secret mission folders.secret room

Sarah has Stockholm Syndrome because accepting of her captive’s mission.stockholm

John Malkovich literally flies onto the screen for this crazy sidekick character.malkovich

Malkovich adds all the comedy to this film including taking a stuff pig around with him.malkovich pig

Airport shoot out to show just how good these hitmen are with their weapons.

Time for a meeting with an old enemy that is now a resource of information.enemies working together

Breaking into the CIA, well Tom Cruise did why not John McClane?tom cruise

Grandpa jokes, oh come on Dredd you’re better than this.grandpa jokes

John McClane goes to break out The Queen to fix his shot arm well this is like an old persons version of Expendables.expenables

Richard Dreyfuss isn’t hunting sharks in this movie.jaws

These cover-ups are getting too predictable when it comes to see how the government kills people for fun.cover up

Self-sacrifice well this is original.self sacrifcee

You kill my girlfriend of 5 minutes I will kill your family, well this just seems harsh not going to lie especially as he stalked her for years.escolated quickly

This scene in the Vice-President’s diner feels a lot like an Ocean’s movie with the slickness between each character handling everything to prepare for what is meant to be happening.oceans

This shoot out is way too long with silly amount of bullets going off.bullet pile

John Malkovich with a bomb strapped to him reminds me of an old version of Deadpool.malkovich bomb

It was me all along, how did you not see it?it was me

Time for a sequel well the film decides to blow the rest of the budget in the end credits scene and the only film ever set in Moldavia.budget


What is Whiteout Really About?

What is Whiteout Really About?whitoeout

This is a fun look at the film and I can assure you there will be plenty of The Thing references.

This film is based on a graphic novel, well I never knew that and now you do too.graphic novel

Starts in 1957 well here is your back story to make this films event happen before The Thing just to trick you into think something else stole the idea.go back

Horny Russians (I think) drinking and being pervs well I guess you need a villainous look for the characters.russians

Back stabbing leading to plane crash that is so CGI I feel like I am watching a video game open sequences.back stabbing

These men were never seen again because they find themselves buried in a snow grave.snow grave

Present day time Antarctica I am guessing this location changed name over the time.anartica

Spiral shot of the airport looks like a nice touch.nice touch

I didn’t need to see all those naked men running around in the snow.didnt need to see

We follow Kate Beckinsale making her entrance because why would you not follow her?kate one

Also this base looks much small on the outside.dont judg

Kate Beckinsale having a shower is enough to make me think this could be the highlight of the film.shower scene

Tom Skerritt in a film that could involve an alien in a confined space, where have we heard this before?tm skerritt alien

Lead character is tired of their job and about to quit cliché.last day s

Explain the whiteout concept and how dangerous it all is.explaination

Old man young man jokes well this works for a fun scene while searching for a dead body on the ice.age jokes

New term for dead body a ‘Sticker’.

God Damn Flash Backs.god dam flashbacks

Party time with the Australian being the instigator in the drinking, well that isn’t stereotyping too much.aussies

The set of injuries that can’t be explained, MYSTERY.cant explain

Come to me for the truth oh and the impending storm is coming a lot earlier that first though cliché.storms coming

Instant water freezing on now abandoned base well you know this is a mystery film.instant freeze

Masked killer well this just makes us wonder who the killer is, well in fact we have only met 4 characters so not many suspects really and Carrie is under attack so that takes her out too.masked killer

New character arrives to take over, but why is he there DUM DUM DUM.dum dum dum

Follow the clues with this unusual group of mystery solvers.follow clues

Carrie is saying everything the camera points at just in case we didn’t see it ourselves.captain obvious

Captain America reference about a plane crash in the Antarctica and yes I am aware that he was frozen in the Article circle.captain america

Blow ourselves up to escape, well why the hell not?bad escape plan

Let’s take the fingers of our main character to show her becoming more vulnerable.finger scene

The killer is revealed to be someone we know, well I hate to say it but I told you so.ttold you so

Small crew gets left behind to finish the job but will find themselves stuck there for long term future if they succeed.left behindd

This snow storm because very difficult to see what is happening which I understand because the characters are just as stuck too but first person would have made this scene amazing.cant see

Terrible CGI death.terrible cgi

Time for a twist, well this is a graphic novel that needs to keep rolling on.twsit extention

All this for diamonds well shit I thought this was based on aliens and shit.diamonds

Going out the way he always wanted, well that is getting very anti-climactic.anti climax

Look I was right Kate Beckinsale in the shower was the highlight of the film.shower scene