You’re Killing Me (2016)

killingDirector: Jim Hansen

Writer: Jim Hansen, Jeffery Self (Screenplay)

Starring: Matthew McKelligon, Jeffery Self, Rachel Shukert Mindy Cohn, Christian Olguin, Bryan Safi

 

Plot: Joe just told his boyfriend, George, that he is a serial killer. George thinks that his boyfriend, Joe, is hilarious… and he just saw Patricia Arquette at Target!!! In the horror/comedy hybrid, ‘You’re Killing Me’, we take a look at the life and death consequences of dating in the age of incessant chatter. Joe and George meet just as Joe is coming out to himself as someone who loves to kill. George, on the other hand, can’t decide which wig to wear for his next YouTube video. As George’s friends start disappearing, one by one, he must face the undeniable fact that Gretchen might not be coming back with crushed ice for his party

 

There may be spoilers the rest of the review

 

Verdict: Quirky Horror Comedy

 

Story: You’re Killing Me starts as Joe (McKelligon) gets to meet his boyfriend’s Andy (Wilkas) friends where he doesn’t fit in the click they have. What Andy doesn’t know is that Joe is a killer. Joe sets his targets on a YouTuber called George (Self), George runs a show with Barnes (Safi).

As Joe enters into a relationship with George he openly admits that he has killed his first victim and is willing to continue to kill only to have George react like it is a form of flirting. When Joe starts to fall in love he starts to take out anyone who gets in their way.

You’re Killing Me gives us a horror comedy with a dark comedy tone throughout. We get a killer just starting out on his spree who is openly admitting that he is a killer which is very different for the genre. We do get the awkward moments when someone starts dating someone new and struggles to fit in the social circles. If we were to go into the negatives the kills would have to be the weakest part of the film.

 

Actor Review

 

Matthew McKelligon: Joe is a mental disturbed young man who has been receiving treatment for his problems, when he gets tired of being held back he kills his first victim and enjoys it so much he starts carrying on killing as he falls in love with George. Matthew is great in this role giving an emotionless Dexter like performance throughout.joe

Jeffery Self: George is the YouTube celebrity that gets into a new relationship with Joe who believes everything he says is a form of flirting only to discover that he really is a killer. Jeffrey is good in this role and with the added writing credit shows off two skills.

Rachel Shukert: Gretchen is part of the YouTubing team working with George and Barnes, she is open to the new relationship between George and Joe. She is one of the more open people with Joe trying to offering him a way into the social circle. Rachel is good in this role which works for a supporting role in the film.

Bryan Safi: Barnes is the partner in YouTubing with George, he is happy for his friend to meet a new guy but is also the first one to suspect that there is something wrong with Joe. Bryan is good in this supporting role.

Support Cast: You’re Killing Me has a supporting cast which are mostly just the victims from the social circles.

Director Review: Jim HansenJim gives us a horror comedy that takes the film in a different direction than we are used to.

 

Comedy: You’re Killing Me has good comedy moments throughout as we see George’s reactions to the Joe saying he is a killer.

Horror: You’re Killing Me has the serial killer involved for the horror side but doesn’t feel scary.

Romance: You’re Killing Me uses the awkward opening of a relationship where the couple all work well but shows how difficult it can be with the friends of a new love interest.

Settings: You’re Killing Me uses the settings to show the characters in a LA style setting.
Special Effects
: You’re Killing Me has poor effects with all the killings which sadly makes them look very fake.

Suggestion: You’re Killing Me is one for the horror comedy fans to watch. (Horror Comedy Fans Watch)

 

Best Part: Joe is a very creepy character creation.

Worst Part: Special effects.

 

Believability: The new relationship material is all believable while the killing is not.

Chances of Tears: No

Chances of Sequel: We could have one.

Post Credits Scene: No

 

Oscar Chances: No

Runtime: 1 Hour 28 Minutes

 

Overall: Enjoyable Horror Comedy

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You Can’t Kill Stephen King (2012)

logoDirector: Ronnie Khalil, Monroe Mann, Jorge Valdes-Iga

Writer: Ronnie Khalil, Monroe Mann, Bob Madia (Screenplay) Ronnie Khalil, Monroe Mann (Story)

Starring: Monroe Man, Ronnie Khalil, Crystal Arnette, Kayle Blogna, Kate Costello, Justin Brown, Polly Humphreys, Arthur S. Brown, Michael Bernstein

 

Plot: A group of friends Monroe (Mann), Ronnie (Khalil), Hilary (Arnette), Nicole (Blogna), Lori (Costello) and Lamont (Brown) visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time, all the killings start to resemble the killings from the books.

 

Verdict: Don’t Take Everything Serious

Story: If this was a true serious film the story is actually very good along the lines of ‘Wes Craven’s New Nightmare’. Some of the stumbling blocks to make this special are the low budget, poor acting and awfully stereotyped characters. These traits work for the comedy side of the story though. My biggest problem with this is that idea and comedy don’t mix as well as they could and the death should be from more notable books as the body count increases. Looking at the budget this is good though, it’s simple, easy to follow and a genius idea compared to most horror comedies now a days. (7/10)

 

Actor Review

Monroe Mann:Monroe the war veteran who leads the group he does have flashbacks from the trauma of war and is trying to balance his relationship with Lori. Monroe should stay behind the camera he has been part of a great creation but isn’t a leading man. (5/10)

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Ronnie Khalil: Ronnie the creepy pervert who keeps getting caught checking out the single lady on the trip, he is a King groupie and wants to meet the legend. Playing the supporting guy works for a director and this man plays the creepy guy well. (6/10)

ronnie

Crystal Arnette: Hilary Monroe’s sister who is along for the ride returning to an old family lake house. Simple supporting performance. (5/10)

 hillary

Kayle Blogna: Nicole the bimbo without the blonde hair of the group, she has been completely pampered her entire life. Nicole is the funniest character because you will spend most of the film laughing at her misfortunes. Kayle plays the role well could this be the start of something? (7/10)

 

Kate Costello: Lori the girlfriend of Monroe who along with him as been working on their relationship for this trip. She plays the role well to keep you liking her one moment and hating her next.(6/10)

 

Justin Brown: Lamont as the open sequences says he is the ‘token black guy’ and he follows every stereotype in the book. Justin does well poking fun at the stereotyping used. (6/10)

 lamont

Director Review: Ronnie Khalil, Monroe Mann, Jorge Valdes-Iga – Creating the idea is great but the final execution could have been improved to appeal to a bigger audience. (7/10)

 

Comedy: You will get a few laughs but don’t expect to be laughing out loud. (5/10)

Horror: Not as scary as the idea could have been. (6/10)

Settings: Typical horror setting isolated in the woods works for the film. (9/10)
Special Effects
: Some very basic special effects with most spending time off camera. (6/10)

Suggestion: I think this is one for the horror fans to give a chance, it is not brilliant but you will respect the idea. (Horror Fans Try)

 

Best Part: The idea

Worst Part: The comedy

Funniest Scene: Nicole tries wakeboarding.

Kill Of The Film: Lamont well built up.

Believability: No (0/10)

Chances of Tears: No (0/10)

Chances of Sequel: Yes

Post Credits Scene: No

 

Oscar Chances: No

Runtime: 1 Hour 26 Minutes

Tagline: It was a mistake to visit his lake.

Overall: Fun Horror Idea, Cheaply Made

Rating 60

You’re Next (2011)

logoDirector: Adam Wingard

Writer: Simon Barrett (Screenplay)

Starring: Sharni Vinson, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, AJ Bowan, Joe Swanberg, Amy Sienmetz, Ti West, Rob Moran

 

Plot: When the Davidson family go away on a wedding anniversary celebration the family comes under attack from a gang of mysterious killers. The killers are left surprised when it turns out one member of the family has a secret talent for fighting back.

 

The Family

The Family

Verdict: The return of the smart slasher?

Story: What seems like a typical home invasion film takes some very good twists and turns along the way. The family is great showing how even though they are together not everything is perfect. The invasion itself shows how panic can cause stupid choices while our heroine keeps everything and everyone together. With a string of different kills that, many will stick with you as memorable ones. This just goes to show that even though you know someone they care still capable of surprising you. (9/10)

 

Actor Review: Sharni Vinson – Erin the girlfriend of one of the brothers in the family, has a secret not even he knows about. This is a great performance that will be able to add herself to horror heroines with. Sharni has come a long way since her Home & Away days and with this we could have the next generations leading lady of horror. Star Performance Award, Breakout Performance Award, Kick Ass Award (10/10)

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Director Review: Adam WingardFollowing up from V/H/S success this final get a release and much like Cabin in the Woods I don’t know why it got held up after all the awful horrors of recent years. This is great direction from start to finish and I do have to say I liked the inclusion of the shaky camera while the panic hit. (9/10)

 

Horror: This will go down as the best blood soaked horror of the year (10/10)

One of the Killers

One of the Killers

Thriller: Keeps you at the edge of your seat wonder who and how people will go. The highlight example of this is when Aimee is planning on running for help, you could cut the tension with a knife. (9/10)

Special Effects: A string of great effects used in the kills. (9/10)

Believability: The story itself about the home invasion could be very real but the twists and turns not so. (5/10)

Chances of Tears: (0/10)

Settings: Trapped in a house in the country creates a great setting for this film, filling in the isolation side of the genre. (10/10)

Suggestion: This is a must for all horror fans simple as that, the more non-horror fans will not enjoy this but in time this could end up being this generations Halloween, Friday the 13th or A Nightmare on Elm Street, so don’t miss the chance to say you saw it. (Horror Fans Watch)

 

Best Part: Erin’s first kill

Worst Part: The screaming during the first invasion gets annoying.

Action Scene Of The Film: The final fight

Kill Of The Film: Blender

Oscar Chances: No

Chances of Sequel: Yes the credits leave it open to what happens next.

 

Overall: Modern Horror that has to be seen

Rating 87