Return to Sender (2015)

returnDirector: Fouad Mikati

Writer: Patricia Beauchamp, Joe Gossett (Screenplay)

Starring: Rosamund Pike, Shiloh Fernandez, Nick Nolte, Camryn Manheim, Alexi Wasser, Rumer Willis, Illeana Douglas, Stephen Louis Grush


Plot: A nurse living in small town goes on a blind date with a man who is not the person he says he is.


There may be spoilers the rest of the review


Verdict: Poor Final Film


Story: Return to Sender starts as we follow nurse Miranda (Pike) who has a germ phobia, she is about to get her dream job, new home while still looking for Mr right. Waiting for a blind date she finds herself being raped by William (Fernandez) after letting him in the house believing him to be the blind date.

Miranda goes through the devastating side effects of the rape which affect her mental state where she loses the steady handling skills she has always possessed, as well as her personal state with her house losing its sale value.

Miranda turns to William to help build her life up again as the two strike up an unlikely friendship which puts her life in danger once he gets released.

Return to Sender gives us a story we do need to take seriously because a rape victim is always someone to take seriously. In the end this film never establishes a tone because one minute it is about the victim struggling, the next it is them becoming friends and the final act goes in a very different direction but ending with just as many questions. We should gain sympathy for Miranda but by the end you just don’t like her. This is really just doesn’t give us the final product we need.


Actor Review


Rosamund Pike: Miranda is an up and coming nurse about to get everything she wants in a new job, new home and new life. This all comes crashing down when she answers the door to what she thinks is a blind date that rapes her. Emotional traumatised she struggles to put her life back together until she confronts and starts a friendship with her rapist. Rosamund gives us a solid job without shining in the roles in the same year.miranda

Shiloh Fernandez: William is the man who raped Miranda, he almost struck as opportunity and ends up in prison. While in prison Miranda starts visiting him giving him a reason to carry on going. Shiloh is solid but doesn’t make enough of an impact in his role.william

Nick Nolte: Mitchell is Miranda’s father, he is stubborn but supportive to whatever decisions she makes, his best friend is his dog and his age is catching up with him. Nick is a very basic supporting role.

Camryn Manheim: Nancy is one of Miranda’s best friends at work, she always tries to put a smile on her face through all the situations. Camryn is good but doesn’t get time to do anything major in the story.

Support Cast: Return to Sender has a very small supporting that are only friends of Miranda.

Director Review: Fouad MikatiFouad doesn’t give us the best film where he ends up leaving us feeling lost with what we are meant to be cheering for.


Thriller: Return to Sender doesn’t pull you in enough for a thriller where you just don’t seem to worry about what will happen.

Settings: Return to Sender doesn’t create any iconic location for the settings to take place in.

Suggestion: Return to Sender is one to miss really it doesn’t have enough going to make us care. (Avoid)


Best Part: Ummmm.

Worst Part: Story


Believability: No

Chances of Tears: No

Chances of Sequel: No

Post Credits Scene: No


Oscar Chances: No

Runtime: 1 Hour 35 Minutes

Tagline: He picked the wrong address


Overall: Dull thriller that has so much potential


2016 Watched List Part 24

2016 Watched List

I did a watched list last year and now I have decided to make a slight twist on it all, I will continue to do a list of the order I watched them all but I will also rank the 10 films from worst to best. So here is the list, what do you think and how do you rate this films.

Here is 231 – 240

1.       The Huntsman: Winter’s War

2.       Hard Boiled

3.       RED

4.       RED 2

5.       The Art of the Steal

6.       Raw Deal

7.       Twins

8.       Hush

9.       The Breakfast Club

10.   The Vatican Tapes

This is how I rate these films from worst to best.

10) The Vatican Tapes vatican Solid horror just not my favourite sub-genre.
9) The Huntsman: Winter’s War casting card Lacklustre sequel.
8) RED casting card Action comedy that builds to the sequel.
7) The Art of the Steal art Tidy like heist movie with nice twist.
6) RED 2 casting carrd Improved sequel getting us more comedy out of the story.
5) Raw Deal raw deal Typical Arnie action film.
4) Hush hush Very good horror with nice twist on home invasion.
3) Twinstwins Enjoyable comedy with the odd couple pairing of Arnie and DeVito.
2) Hard Boiled hard One of the best action movies of all time.
1) The Breakfast Club casting card True classic 8os teen comedy.


Preview – Feed the Devil

Available from Aug 2 on Demand, Max Perrier’s Feed the Devil stars genre favorite Jared Cohn (Pernicious, Sharknado : Heart of Sharkness) as a man who goes head-to-head with a demonic beast in the wilderness.

Given a map to marijuana planted in the remote wilderness of Alaska, Marcus and his girlfriend Stella head off on an expedition to cut down the crop and make easy money. The mission quickly turns deadly when Stella vanishes and the quest to find her uncovers a trail of victims tied to an ancient Indian myth. The search becomes a lethal game of survival when they are hunted down by the demonic beast behind the legend.

Written by Perrier and Matthew Altman, Feed the Devil stars Jared Cohn, Ardis Barrow, Victoria Curtain,  Brandon Perrault, Nahka Bertrand, Tyson Houseman and Marco Collin.