What is Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus Really about?

What is Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus Really about?mega

This is the latest of the fun review and what better than this film?

I am not gonna lie, I am scared on so many levels about this film.lie

Mining in Congo, isn’t that Jurassic Park point of origin?jurrasic

White man making black men do the work isn’t that slavery and racist?slave

He is dead man.dead

Giant Fucking Crocodile oh that is why it is called Crocosaurus.crocodile

Navy Ship to the rescue with a shark guy on.navy

Shark repellent well why not.repellent

Wait this is a sequel?squel

Giant shark attack on Navy ship girlfriend killed to inspire motivation. But ship sank.sinking

Time to meet the hero Nigel.nigel

We pay well, ok I will find your creature.pay

Good work Nigel he killed/captured the Crocosaurus.captured

Lone survivor.

Giant Crocodile Eggs doesn’t sound like a good idea to me.eggs

Mega Shark sees Crocosaurus as a nice meal, big mistake.mimstake

Admiral must have been friends with Will Smith in Independence Day because he won’t smoke cigars until job is down.cigars

We are the Men in Black of the Megalodon hunting team.men in black

Old friends and opposites have to work together cliché.together

What type of egg is it, shark or crocodile?eggs 2

Submarine called USS Reliant isn’t reliable.irony

Tiny Tanks squashed.

San Francisco and New York are too expensive to destroy in this movie, let’s find a smaller town Miami.small town

Too many balls jokes for its own good.balls

Repeating orders because the script it too short?bad writing

Lets make a trap.trap

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus.mega

Tidal Wave.tifa well

Fuck these special effects are beyond terrible.effects

Panama is gone because money.money

Slow motion running because Baywatch.running

Lets blow up a volcano with a nuclear bomb filled giant shark, well it is original.good idea meme

These effects look like the opening levels of the game Spore.spore

Well this was just terribleterrible

 

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